Davis tries the new Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco from the world leader of crunchy-yummy, Taco Bell*
*Davis is hoping this unbiased product review
will pay-off better than his endorsement of green beans
(he gets a lifetime, all-he-can-eat supply).
will pay-off better than his endorsement of green beans
(he gets a lifetime, all-he-can-eat supply).
The cardboard 'shell protector' was misleading,
(actual taco was cool ranch flavor)
but it did its job, as the taco arrived intact.
Just Right Spicy with an Extra Small Kick of Spice:
Davis noticed a hot spot of extra ranch seasoning on the taco shell.
When tasted, he noted an increase of flavor intensity,
yet the crunch was still very palatable.
Form & Function:
The taco shell protector also works as a funnel for crumbs.
Crunch-inspired-projectiles are redirected back
into the taco for another chance to be fully savored.
Formulated for Crunch:
Not too thin.
Not too thick.
Shell Test:
It must taste good by itself.
Check.
Taco Chomp Test:
Check.
Seasoned ground beefy goodness.
Seasoned ground beefy goodness.
Chomp-Chomp Test:
(two small, quick bites)
Cheesy-Cool Check.
The Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
from Taco Bell:
Thumbs Up.